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Your Labs
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Communication Preferences
Less than 6 months — recently started noticing something's off
6–12 months — been pushing through it
1–2 years — this has been building for a while
More than 2 years — been dealing with this for too long
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WHAT AREYOU FEELING?

Check everything that applies. The more honest you are here, the better Vinny can connect your symptoms to what's actually showing in your labs.

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Chronic fatigue / low energy
Low sex drive / libido
Brain fog / poor focus
Stubborn belly fat / weight gain
Poor sleep quality
Depression / low mood
Loss of motivation
Slow recovery from training
Loss of muscle mass
Morning wood gone / infrequent
Irritability / mood swings
Joint pain / inflammation
Not on TRT or any hormone therapy
Currently on TRT — not feeling the results I expected
Was on TRT but stopped
Unsure / considering starting
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UPLOADYOUR LABS

Upload your bloodwork below. PDF or image both work. If you have multiple files, combine them into one PDF first. Then tell Vinny exactly what you want answered.

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Key markers Vinny looks for
●Total & Free Testosterone
●SHBG + Estradiol
●Cortisol + DHEA-S
●Thyroid (TSH, T3, T4)
●Glucose + HbA1c + Insulin
●CRP, Ferritin, Vitamin D
Don't have all of these? Upload what you have. Vinny will work with whatever's there and flag what you should add on your next draw.
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LASTSTEP.

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